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What Your Kids Just Said

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by Joe Lennon • 134 items

A survival guide for parents trying to decode the slang, memes and chaotic internet phrases that leave them nodding along politely while secretly planning a Google search.

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Six Seven
A viral meme phrase repeated by kids for no obvious reason. It means absolutely nothing, which somehow makes it funnier.
Skill issue
You failed because you’re not good enough.
Slaps
Really good, usually music or food.
Snack
Someone attractive.
Soft launch
Hinting at something (often a relationship) without fully revealing it.
Speedrun
Doing something as quickly as possible.
Sus
Suspicious or shady.
That goes hard
Something is very cool or impressive.
That tracks
That makes sense given what we know.
That’s a choice
A polite way of saying something is questionable.
That’s content
Something that would make a great post or video.
That’s crazy
A reaction used when something surprising happens.
That’s illegal
Something feels unfair or impossible.
That’s tough
A slightly sarcastic expression of sympathy.
That’s wild
That’s surprising or unbelievable.
The audacity
Shock that someone had the nerve to do something.
The drama
An exaggerated reaction to a situation.
The vibes are off
Something about the situation feels wrong.
This ain’t it
This is not good.
This ain’t real
Expressing disbelief at something surprising.
Touch grass moment
When someone clearly needs a break from the internet.
Touch some grass
Spend less time online and more time outside.
TY
Short for “thank you”. Used when typing the full phrase would apparently take too much effort.
Understood the assignment
Someone did something very well.
Unhinged
Wild, chaotic or unpredictable.
Unreal scenes
Something dramatic or shocking just happened.
Vibe check
Assessing the mood or atmosphere.
Villain arc
Someone deciding to stop being nice and embrace chaos.
W
A win or something good.
We hate to see it
Expressing disappointment about something.
We listen and we don’t judge
A joking phrase before someone admits something embarrassing.
We love to see it
Expressing approval or support.
We’re so back
Things are going well again.
Zero chill
Someone behaving with no restraint.
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